Friday, January 26, 2007

Land of the Crybabies, Home of the Scaredycats

The united states could go down in history as the biggest crybabies ever. Also the biggest scaredycats.
For a long time this country was famous for being able to wage war without getting hit. While much of Europe was nearly destroyed in World War I and again in World War II, no bombs fell on the U.S.. And so it has been. Other countries get in wars, they get bombed . They feel pain at home. They experience the war all around them. But not americans. No that’s for other people in other countries.
So then came the day the commercial airplanes- not bombers- got hijacked and crashed into the twin towers and 3,000 people were killed. the Americans could not stop crying and moaning about this horrible disaster. The same people who had fire bombed Dresden and Tokyo killing millions, the same people who vaporized Hiroshima and Nagasaki now believed they themselves were the all time primo victims. They had achieved a victimhood unmatched in human history, and someone was going to pay. Because they’d been hit by 19 unknown dudes with box cutters representing no country, it was not easy to strike back at once. Then somebody said why not bomb Afghanistan? There is one pitiful war ravaged hungry freezing country that can’t fight back-. the perfect target for the perfect cowards. so they flew over Afghanistan and dropped bombs- big ones, bunker busters, cluster bombs, depleted uranium bombs. thousands of dead civilians- it was indeed a glorious triumph for the super sissies. They said they were making war on terror, as if such a thing were even possible. But who got killed were women and children in Afghanistan. Terror stayed at the pentagon and the white house where it really was in the first place, which have now become its permanent home.